RT @thefiver: S McCall has quit as mgr of Bradford. "It's just not meant to be," he sniffed before sticking Fix You by Coldplay on loop [geneclark45]

RT @hodgman: RT @scharpling "On a related note, Hermans Hermits will be playing halftime during the Jai Alai Finals this July." [geneclark45]

Right, I'm going over to the Bridge to mark Drogba, since no-one else will... /via @alandavies1 [geneclark45]

I wonder if Fellaini has one of those hair picks with a fist on the end. [geneclark45]

and they're all assholes. OK, TDG was right. http://bit.ly/a8aWfb [geneclark45]

ok, terry stripped of captaincy. despite finding it delightful media-wise, moving on commences in 3, 2, 1 ... http://bit.ly/94ziQM [geneclark45]

they done pissed off the wrong bird. http://is.gd/7HsIl [geneclark45]

RT @TheFiver: Unfortunate pundit of the day: Brazilian Batista faints live on air http://bit.ly/bbjFk9 [geneclark45]

RT @feverpitch: A Song For John Terry - He Cheated! http://youtu.be/1kou5mgu7XM?a Not sure who made this but great work. [geneclark45]

better start scoring more goals, mang. http://bit.ly/avwp7s [geneclark45]

RT @alandavies1: John Terry has lost the Captain's armband. Capello has asked Wayne Bridge to look under his bed for it. [geneclark45]

Soupbone: all class. http://yfrog.com/4advejj [geneclark45]

i think if you could hear soupbone's thoughts, you'd hear one of those tweeting bird whistles. [geneclark45]

55th minute and it's already a colossal asswhoopin. Time to go back to bed, methinks. [geneclark45]

Ok, I'm surprised...to see Arsenal capitulate so badly. 2nd half better be better. [geneclark45]

Cmon arsenal. Surprise me. [geneclark45]

really: it's just like this. swear to god. http://bit.ly/bARCLB [geneclark45]

if i had kids, i'd want them to grow up to be just like john terry. [geneclark45]

RT @jamietrecker: Report from BBC: CAF ban Togo for next two Nations Cups. More to follow. Must be joking, yes? But no. [geneclark45]

arsene, you must be high. http://bit.ly/ddTH9s [geneclark45]

Stephanopoulos looks waaaaay out of place on GMA. dude, you've changed. [geneclark45]

i don't see how this guy could be any more of a colossal dick, but hey -- surprises happen. http://bit.ly/cwkO8D [geneclark45]

RT @kyleveazey: It was a puckered-up drive to the arena. Roads are decent now, but I can't imagine, based on what I've seen, that State ... [geneclark45]

RT @kyleveazey: After reading all these winter storm warnings, I've got a sudden craving for bread and milk. [geneclark45]

BREAKING: Salinger wrote Twilight [geneclark45]

RT @hodgman: I prefer to think JD Salinger has just decided to become extra reclusive. [geneclark45]

when they gonna start diggin' thru salinger's stuff? get crackin! http://bit.ly/d2Y1vv [geneclark45]

oh, mutu. http://is.gd/7e5xT [geneclark45]

prepare for overkill: http://is.gd/7dH9f [geneclark45]

RT @stephenfry: I've been and gone and blogged it. http://www.stephenfry.com/2010/01/28/ipad-about/ #iPad [geneclark45]

another icestorm for NWA. guess we should have never made that pact with the devil. #nwaicestorm10 [geneclark45]

RT @FakeAPStylebook: Avoid using foreign-language phrases in your articles unless they have a certain je ne sais quoi. [geneclark45]

didn't see that. saw rooney's header though. brilliant. what a hell of a game. [geneclark45]

8 Things That Suck About the iPad http://bit.ly/akUdda [geneclark45]

breaking news: lampard still capable of scoring. [geneclark45]

hey malouda -- cut your hair. looks like a competition with sagna for lamest hair in the league. [geneclark45]

hail yes! scholesy! [geneclark45]

$30/mo for a 3G plan that won't work! nice! [geneclark45]

$500 for the iPad isn't bad. [geneclark45]

RT @royadkins: http://bit.ly/aYKfCs [geneclark45]

http://onion.com/bVZa8N via @TheOnion - Frantic Steve Jobs Stays Up All Night Designing Apple Tablet [geneclark45]

RT @Special1TV: So... wave your hands in the air all top flight mangers who are 9 points clear at top of their table... [geneclark45]

inter wins, pandev notwithstanding. but more like ACM loses. they really blew it. [geneclark45]

goran pandev might possibly be the stupidest motherfucker on the face of the planet. [geneclark45]

arsenal just got magically knocked out of the cup. [geneclark45]

if i hear one more announcer talk about "the magic of the cup," i'm gonna flip out. [geneclark45]

i could have put rooney in my lineup. i almost did, in fact. why didn't i? how is it that i consistently don't pick the best performers? [geneclark45]

i bet the cost of the feed bag was too high. http://bit.ly/4zmZPw [geneclark45]

Arsenal are top of the table due to a technicality! Woo hoo! [geneclark45]

Watching the Saints, listening to Sloan, and TDG is trying to prove she's literate. http://yfrog.com/3368257082j [geneclark45]

Personally, I still get giddy when Chelsea struggles. Needless to say, ain't been a lot to get giddy about this season. [geneclark45]

TDG and I are trying to decide whose struggles inspire the most schadenfreude -- L'pool or Man City. [geneclark45]

Zhirkov's name is a blessing for the opposition. [geneclark45]

Making breakfast in Higden. Chelsea on the telly, and I just cut the cheese. http://yfrog.com/3g2k5bj [geneclark45]

I pulled a muscle in my right shoulder. I have all the mobility of Joan Cusak's character in Sixteen Candles. TDG called me Frankenstein. [geneclark45]